When the President announced a new era of transparency regarding UFOs (or UAPs, if you want to be official), I figured it would be the usual political song and dance. I certainly didn’t expect a massive dump of actual photos and videos.
But there is one thing I definitely didn’t see coming: the President building a literal Stargate right on the White House lawn.
Look, dropping files on flying saucers and extraterrestrials is amazing. But constructing an interstate portal to other worlds? That is intense, chaotic, and requires a level of caution I’m not sure Washington possesses. Putting it right outside the Oval Office feels like a massive misstep.
How do I know this? Because I am an expert. I have watched every single episode of Stargate SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, and Stargate: Universe. Trust me on this one. If we’ve learned anything from history (or syndication), we need to keep that gate buried deep inside the Cheyenne Mountain Complex in Colorado—or at the very least, hidden away in Antarctica.
Are the Goa’uld Already in Control?
Honestly, it makes you wonder: has our government already been infiltrated by the Goa’uld? It would certainly explain a lot of current events.
Was the entire TV franchise just a clever psychological operation to throw us off the scent? Right now, I am getting some serious, uncomfortably real Wormhole X-Treme! vibes.
Stay geeky, my friends—and if anyone has Thor’s direct line, please send for help from the Asgard.
