In the spirt of Laura Numeroff ‘s “If you give a Mouse a Cookie” children’s books, here is my Star Wars themed poem.
If you give a Scoundrel a Wookie
By Larry Litle 1-28-2013
If you give a Scoundrel a Wookie
He will probably ask for a ship to go with it
He might want to name it after a bird of prey
He will ask for an Audubon book
You’ll give him your mom’s best bird book
He will thumb through it quickly
But ends up with a paper cut
He will want a band aid out of the bathroom
While in there, he notices he is scruffy looking
This remind him of a bounty hunter he knew
He will panic because of his death mark
He might run outside with payment
There he sees a Princess in need of rescue
He may asked for a ship to rescue her
And if you give him a ship,
He will probably ask for a wookie to go with it.
