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Poem: If you give a Scoundrel a Wookie

Poem: If you give a Scoundrel a Wookie

In the spirt of Laura Numeroff ‘s “If you give a Mouse a Cookie” children’s books, here is my Star Wars themed poem.

 

If you give a Scoundrel a Wookie

By Larry Litle 1-28-2013

 

If you give a Scoundrel a Wookie

He will probably ask for a ship to go with it

He might want to name it after a bird of prey

He will ask for an Audubon book

 

You’ll give him your mom’s best bird book

He will thumb through it quickly

But ends up with a paper cut

He will want a band aid out of the bathroom

 

While in there, he notices he is scruffy looking

This remind him of a bounty hunter he knew

He will panic because of his death mark

He might run outside with payment

 

There he sees a Princess in need of rescue

He may asked for a ship to rescue her

And if you give him a ship, 

He will probably ask for a wookie to go with it.

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