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Drunk Man from 2048 Warns of Alien Invasion

Image via Kansas City Star – Image of Bryan Johnson

According to Bryan Johnson, he is from the year 2048.  There has been a terrible alien invasion.  He came back in time through an alien time traveling device that require you to be drunk to pass through.  He didn’t intend to show up in 2017 but was trying to come back to 2018 to warn the residents of Casper, Wyoming (population 59,324) about this impending invasion.

Police were called to the scene to deal with an inebriated individual.  Johnson had the classic symptoms from smelling of alcohol, the bloodshot eyes and slurred speech. He blew a .136 on the breathalyzer.  Johnson asked the police to take him to the “President of Casper, Wyoming” so he could deliver his warning.  Instead of taking Johnson to the Mayor or other city officials, they hauled him off to jail.

It is unknown if Johnson’s warning has any way to actually prevent the invasion. There isn’t any details on why Casper, Wyoming is the center of the invasion. I always assumed they would start the invasion in the larger cities like New York, L.A., and Chicago.  But just maybe the aliens want to start with a smaller city and work their way up to world domination.

Many will suspect that Johnson was either just that wasted or maybe he has psychological issues along with the alcohol.  I admit this seems like the most logical reason.  But the movie 12 Monkeys continues to run in my head.   Maybe a little bit of caution is in order.

(Via AP, KC Star)

 

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