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If you give a Scoundrel a Wookiee

My three year old son is a big fan of Laura Numeroff’s children’s books.  She wrote “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie”, “If You Give A Moose A Muffin” and several other children’s books.  Recently, I was reading “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie” to my son and I got inspired.  What if I spoofed it with “Wookiee” instead of “Cookie”.  This started the below Star Wars mash up with the Numeroff books.  It is not perfect but I wanted to share.  I may still change it in the future.  But it was a blast to write (yes pun intended).

All rights are reserved on this story. No copying without direct permission.  I do not plan to make any monetary gain from this story. It was for pure fun.

The Story is based on  “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie” by Laura Numeroff.  All Rights are reserved for Wookiees and Star Wars references to Lucas Films and Disney Cooperation.   

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If you give a Scoundrel a Wookiee

By Larry Litle 1-28-2013

If you give a Scoundrel a Wookiee

He will probably ask for a ship to go with it

He might want to name it after a bird of prey

He will ask for an Audubon book

You will give him your mom’s best bird book

He will thumb through it quickly

He could end up with a paper cut

He will want a band aid out of the bathroom

While in there, he notices he is scruffy looking

This reminds him of a bounty hunter he knew

He will panic because of his death mark

He might run out of the house with full payment

Outside, he will see a Princess in need of rescue

He may asked for a ship to rescue her

And if you give him a ship,

He will probably ask for a wookiee to go with it.

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